okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE
you can’t sit with us
I will never not reblog this
I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.
She must’ve heard Peter Griffin say Donkey Kong.
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
Words. To. Live. By.
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
wifioli wifioli give me the passwordoli
Remembering that really horribly embarassing thing that was fueled solely by your ED (You know the thing. We have all had a thing.):
When your body uses all of its energy to repair your organs that it doesn’t have enough to keep you awake
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